Why I'm Cool

Of course there are myriad reasons, but I'm only giving you seven. I wanted to make a list to make myself feel awesome. And also to have just in case my conversation on a date or something lags and I'm feeling particularly narcissistic.

Here goes:
1. I have synesthesia. You probably have no idea what this means, so here it is in the words of one of my favorite websites: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia. My three types (grapheme --> color synesthesia, ordinal linguistic personification, and sound --> color synesthesia) basically make my life a lot cooler than yours. Face it. I quote from wikipedia: "Synesthesia is also sometimes reported by individuals under the influence of psychedelic drugs." That's right. I'm basically high all the time.
2. I see peoples' auras.
3. I'm afraid of eyes, snails, and clowns.
4. I am bad at every sport except dodgeball. If that even counts.
5. I don't sleep with sheets.
6. I've never honked a horn at someone.
7. I hate playing chess because I feel bad for the pawns.

This is probably the most pathetic list ever. Maybe I'll retract my cool status.